Rams Are Cooler than Wolverines, But I Still Wish Arkansas was playing Michigan this Weekend.

The Razorbacks of Arkansas were supposed to play the Wolverines of Michigan, but that matchup was cancelled and Arkansas will instead be playing the Rams of Colorado State. I think in some ways this is a good trade, because Rams are objectively cooler than Wolverines.

These Rams are cool; really awesome devil inspired horns, eyes on the side of their head (like a dang fish!), and the willingness to head but things make them cool.

Now, Wolverines are also cool animals. This guy has a nice thick coat that looks really fuzzy, big ol' claws and teeth, and generally appears to be a really cute mashup of a dog and some kind of rodent. But they just simply aren't as cool as Rams, and that's an objective fact.

But!

These Wolverines are cool, because they are Wolverines from Michigan, who hang out in the snow, like this:

And those Rams aren't actually cool, because they are Rams from Colorado State, and no one likes Rams from Colorado State. Like this lonely white Colorado Ram.

So I kind of wish the Razorbacks were playing the Wolverines. Oh well.