Can it be Storey Time and Steamboat Time at the Same Time?

There is a question that goes beyond football: can it be two separate times at the exact same time? Arkansas appears to be toying with the fabric of space time by attempting to make it Steamboat Time and Storey Time at the exact same time.

As we all know, Steamboat Time appeared to have ended when Coach Chad Morris benched Steamboat, AKA Cole Kelley, earlier in the season. After Steamboat Time, it became Storey Time, when Ty Storey was made the starting quarterback.

But now everything as been thrown asunder, and we freshly question the nature of our reality(ies?): Is it possible that there can be two separate times occurring at the exact same time? Coach Chad Morris, perhaps bored with the day in, day out, x's and o's, hit that line grind, appears to be experimenting like a crazy scientist with the possibility that yes, it can be Steamboat Time and Storey Time at the same time.

The results of Coach Morris' experiments during the Texas A&M game weren't disastrous, which bodes well. Steamboat had one touchdown, and Storey Time had one touchdown. Perhaps it will soon be possible to completely confound our opponents with the complete mind fuck of coexisting realities. Or maybe we can mind fuck them with not one but TWO mediocre quarterbacks!