The Best Part of Brett Bielema's Legacy at Arkansas was Shitting in Ole Miss' Eggs

Though Bielema lost in his first match coaching the Hogs against Ole Miss in 2013, he beat them every other year of his Arkansas career. The games against Ole Miss were notable not just because Arkansas had beaten an SEC opponent, but because the timing of the wins, as well as the way way the games were won, made for optimal shitting in eggs conditions.

2014. Ole Miss had been ranked as high as #3 after defeating Alabama in week 6. Ole Miss then went on a slide, losing to LSU, Auburn, and TA&M, but were still ranked at #8 before facing Arkansas. The Hogs had finally decided to show up the week before facing Ole Miss, beating #17 LSU 17-0 for Bielema's first SEC win. Arkansas finally showing up, and Ole Miss' slide after beating Bama, made the match up much more intriguing, yet still most people expected Ole Miss to beat the Hogs. The Hogs were having none of that. They helped Bielema shit in a giant omelet and served it to Ole Miss piping hot in a 30-0 shutout.

2015. Brandon Allen had a career game against Ole Miss in 2015, throwing for 442 yards, most of those big dick yards, and 6 touchdown passes. But for all of Allen's effort, he couldn't quite breakthrough and make Ole Miss eat his shit. Arkansas had a chance to win it with a late field goal, but it was blocked, and the game went into overtime. Ole Miss quarterback Chad Kelley scored with a rushing touchdown and Ole Miss went up 7. Arkansas was almost out of it except for the famous Henry Heave, which converted a 4 and 25. Allen threw a touchdown pass to Drew Morgan, and then he scored the winning two point conversion on a quarterback run. And Ole Miss' Denver Scramble? Absolutely Shit in.

2016. #22 Arkansas and #12 Ole Miss once again play a close game, with neither team quite able to make the other eat their shit. With Arkansas ahead by 4 with 2:20 left to play in the 4th, Ole Miss quarterback Chad Kelley tried to lead his team on a winning drive. On a critical 4th and 16, Kelley was pressured and was forced to scramble for a first down. Kelley never made it, as Santos Ramirez was there to hit the ever loving shit out of Kelley, forcing a fumble, injuring Kelley, forcing a turnover on downs, and shitting in Ole Miss' sunny side ups simultaneously. The win would insure that Ole Miss would finish at the bottom of the SEC west, just below Arkansas. Those eggs were sufficiently shit in.

2017. Ole Miss wasn't a super great team last year, but Arkansas was shittier. It was highly suspected that Arkansas would be the team to eat shit. Ole Miss dominated, perhaps angry and motivated about eating Hog shit for the past three years. Ole Miss and freshman quarterback Jordan Ta'amu dominated the hogs, building a 31-7 lead by the second quarter. But Arkansas freshman quarterback/steamboat phenom had something to say about that. Cole "Steamboat" Kelley rallied the hogs to a 38-37 win, just absolutely destroying their All Star breakfast with a double decker steamboat sized turd nugget.

The 2018 edition of the Arkansas/Ole Miss Rivalry happens this weekend, and this sportswriter sure hopes that the Hogs shit right in Ole Miss' breakfast casserole.